Girls! Girls! Girls! (2008)

Since the summer of 1998, my (guy) friends and I have ranked just about anything we can think might fall in some sort of debatable chronology. It was only a matter of time before we sunk so low as to rank our hottest celebrities. I first published this tomfoolery a year ago, feel free to gander at how little I've matured since then.

Tea Leoni, 42, a perennial favorite from 1997-2007, ranked 19 last year and 14 in 2006, has officially been retired and will no doubt be a first-ballot Hall of Famer.

Others dropped off the list were Katharine McPhee (16), Rihanna (20), Kate Bosworth (15), Vanessa Minnillo (11) and Fergie (17) This year brings six rookies making their way onto the big board.

God, I hope I'm not still doing this when I'm 50 years old.

Top 20 Girls My Girlfriend Had Better Watch Out For 2008
Parenthesis indicate last year's rank.

20. Michelle Rodriguez, 30 (13)
19. Ellen Pompeo, 39 (18)
18. Jennifer Connelly, 38 (14)
17. Lauren Graham, 41 (10)
16. Emilie de Ravin, 27 (9)
15. Mary Louise Parker, 44 (-)
14. Mary Elizabeth Winstead, 24 (8)
13. Jessica Rose, 21 (6)
12. Amanda Bynes, 22 (-)
11. Kate Hudson, 29 (12)


(from left to right) 10.Mila Kunis,25 (-) 9.Hayden Panettierre,19 (-) 08.Alexis Bledel,27 (5)

(from left to right) 7.Evangeline Lilly, 29(3) 6.Catherine Zeta-Jones,39(4) 5.Christina Aguilera,28(7)

(from left to right) 4.Emmanuelle Chiriqui,30 (-) 3.Julianne Hough,20 (-) 2.Mandy Moore,24 (2)

1. Maggie Gyllenhaal, 31 (1)